A Day in the Life of a Super Retired Person

Noticing a lot of simple things during the day is really important to finding something inspiring or just interesting. Here are some things I’ve seen over two days that I found postable. The captions will tell the story.

This owner is so considerate he puts direction stickers to show the model name and also where the second passenger should get on the bike.
Nice color. Hard to miss.
Now I know what a real dragon looks like. They are great for deliveries.
Nice car at Rasta View, Bang Bao
TRUST?
Illegal Parking. No ticket, just shooed him away.
Tropical climate snow on the jungle plants. Didn’t feel that cold.
A small snack before shopping.
Bought a shelf to place my AIR FRYER! This ain’t minimalism, baby!
At Chang Bar for a Drink. Found this poor dismembered ROBOT!

And now you get to see how a stormy day at Chang Bar can be. This is not the worst by any means. A bad day has waves washing hundreds of kilos of sand into the bar.

The Devistation

We’ve heard enough words about economic devastation from the Covid pandemic. But I wanna show here what kind of damage the pandemic and everyone has done to the tourist industry here in Koh Chang. I think this is fairly reflective of many other tourist areas in Thailand.

A Massage Service.

Most of the Tourists on Koh Chang have been people from Europe, Russia and the US. Increasingly there are more Chinese tourists and that should increase over time. But no one is able to come into Thailand, with a few exceptions. So the tourist industry remains fairly dead. What has resulted on this island, about 90% to 95% of all the businesses have closed and many of the business owners have just packed up and left. It’s easier to go home and get something on rice than it is to stay here and not know where to go for your next meal. THESE WERE ALL THRIVING BUSINESSES A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.

Just shuttered.
Looks like no guests.
Abandoned.
Bungalows
Taking the down time to fix up the place.

Koh Chang Waterfalls Galore

This small island has some pretty high, steep hills, up to 740 meters, and right now it’s rainy season so there is a lot of water collecting and leeching out from the soil into the rivers. If we’re lucky there’s a lot of water for people to use for their businesses and homes but if we’re unlucky there’s too much rain and the rivers flood and cause unexpected damage.

Gee seriously wanting to go NOW!
Take a photo of taking a photo

One nice thing about the steepness of the terrain is the many waterfalls which you can visit almost any day. They create quite a number of pools along the terrace of waterfalls where you can swim. I haven’t been to the park waterfall since they charge quite a bit of money for non-Thai to enter. So a few days ago Gee, Fon and I went trucking up to one of the mid range waterfalls.So a few days ago Gee, Fon and I went trucking up to one of the mid range waterfalls.

On the way to the waterfall we saw some beautiful flowers and some PVC pipes, prevalent around natural waterfalls for local people, supplying themselves with freshwater. We also saw an interesting mushroom I had never seen before.

Interesting Mushroom
Getting free fresh water (PVC not included)

The way up there was through some private property so we had to pay 40 Baht (30 Baht=US$1) to get through the property to the river and then across some slippery rocks, adorned with ropes for people to grab for safety. We finally made it up to a nice pool and waterfall.

Some of the pools have fish so you can sit and let the fish eat the parasites off your body, a very interesting sensation.

There are some waterfalls on the eastern side of the island as well as the western side of the island. They are a lot of fun and worth visiting. The water is very cool, refreshing and very recommendable.

Every Day is Interesting

If you look carefully every day there is something interesting to see; no difference in paradise. There is always change from day to day even if we are in lockdown mode.

Last Monday we had a small birthday party for a friend. The food was really excellent and the cake was more like ice cream; very decorative and delicious.

Lots of good food

The next morning, after morning ice coffee and this very cute girl dressed up in a kimono, I was able to get some help installing new extra small LED lights on my motorcycle which help with visibility, people driving in my direction, so I don’t get hit head on which seems to happen too much in Thailand.

Everyone called her a little Japanese girl. Very cute.
See the small blue lights below? Gee and Fon made jokes about the positioning of the lights but I must be polite so I won’t repeat.

I passed a truck caring a palm tree for installation at some new resort. Rumors are it’s financed with Chinese money for Chinese tourists but I haven’t really been able to confirm that. I zoomed passed the truck to get far enough in advance so I could turn around and take this video. It’s a great demonstration of how to use minimal equipment to transport a palm tree while leaving tree fragments in the street for cars and motorcycles to hit. Great idea!

How else would you do it?!

In the evening, off to the tofu vegetarian restaurant for pesto spaghetti and this wonderful honey lemon tea with a, yes you guessed it, cannabis leaf on top. This is legal now in Thailand and very popular herb topic for restaurants to spice up everyone’s life.

And of course when the storms come so do the rough seas.

And at the end of the day, the sky catches on fire!

Another Day, Another Dullard Schedule

Living out the COVID-19 crisis in Paradise presents its own dullard schedule, really not much to do every day. But I never felt unfortunate about being here rather than someplace else.

One thing I wanted to try was the new 99 Baht hamburger joint ((30 Baht=US$1) and found it to be, while not a grilled beef burger deluxe as I would do at home, a very competent set of flavors for a pork burger done in a very nice way; a good lunch.

And of course driving around the island I finally decided to stop and talk to the fellow who has these ancient motorcycles. The one that really looks so interesting and fashionable is the red Lambretta. Looking at the Wikipedia page I found this motorcycle which the Italian factory started making in Milano in 1948 was a scooter that was so sought after product it was licensed for production in many different countries during the 1950s.

1956 version

And then there was the Sunbeam motorcycle which I guess was made by the same company that made the Sunbeam cars (the TV series Get Smart fame).

Sunbeam
BMW

And then right in front of the hotel in which I stay there was a truck with Doraemon on the back which happens to match the license plate rim on my motorcycle. Yes, Doraemon is a friend of mine.

While sitting around drinking coffee at Gee’s I saw this scooter ice delivery vehicle which everyone tells me was made in China and is always in the repair shop. I didn’t find any reference to this cute vehicle on the Internet yet and I have ended the search. Too much work for a retired beach bum.

And then in the evening we had a small party for a young friend who just turned 22 win some really nice food, much of a pretty spicy but very well done, with some shrimp and other crustacean sashimi as well as gyoza and a few other nice things. And of course we had gin and Hong Tong as well.

The next evening there was a party at Chang Bar where Gee took this photo of Nikki while she was grilling something; an extremely fine photo.

So that’s a day and a little bit more in Paradise waiting for majoral sanity and normalcy to return.

Cannabis in Koh Chang

Everyone knows this has been a very strange and difficult year. One interesting change here in Thailand is the legalization of certain kinds of cannabis. I won’t go through the laws and regulations but in short you can grow a certain amount and buy a certain amount but it must only be the leaves, not the stems or the buds.  Many restaurants in Thailand are now promoting cannabis foods. Here in Koh Chang there is one restaurant that has some very interesting selections. It is called the Tofu Kitchen and it’s located in the Kai Bei area. Not only is their food excellent and unique but they have added cannabis versions at a slightly larger price from the non-cannabis versions.

Here you can see a placard indicating the restaurant has been certified to buy and serve cannabis in their food. You will also see some menu items down below including the honey lemon tea which is really fantastic.  I can’t say you get a really productive high from the food but it is at least very tasty.

Honey Lemon Tea

The menu photo is just a page of some western style foods which are really well done and very nice.  The spaghetti is al dente. Since it’s a vegetarian restaurant it caters to everyone as long as they aren’t wanting meat.  

Here is their version of the tofu variations depending upon the cut. Pay close attention.

And just for fun I am including a photo of a white, original Vespa next to my blue Honda click 150 with the yellow/green basket.

My bike is buddies with a Vespa

Crazy Red Monkey

Here on Koh Chang the Red Monkey bar has been open for most of the Covid one year season and it has a nice pool table so that’s why I and some friends go to play in the evenings and have mini, informal, meaningless tournaments which we never remember and we especially don’t care who wins unless it’s a long winning streak and then we complain . We have people from Thailand and all over the world playing against each other but so far at this bar the best players are Thai.

Sometimes people come to have a party and it gets a little bit wild. This video shows what can happen when you’re having a good time. “Ting Tong” in Thai means something equivalent to “crazy” in English.

Koh Chang Mischief

my coffee supplier
a Big Bird view
She ate too much birdseed
Siberian dancing style
What does a dog ponder when it stares at the ocean
I promise, no filter
A drunk bartender
How was the afternoon ended

Puppies Gone Wild!

On my recent trip to the north east part of Thailand, near Cambodia, in an area called Aranyaprathet, I stayed at a friend’s parent’s place which is being turned into a farm. There they had some puppies born about 10 days before I arrived and this is about those puppies.

they think I am mom

One day before I got there one of the puppies had, at night time, fallen off the side of the bridge connecting the house area with the little barn structure intended for future animals and was discovered the next morning. That reduce the number of puppies from 7 to 6. While I was there we heard splashes and fished out three puppies who had also fallen off the side of the bridge. I decided to pick up some logs to put along the edge of the bridge to keep them from inadvertently slipping off and falling in.

you can see they are dangerously close to the edge of the bridge where they can fall off into the pond

The photo below shows the puppy that kept bullying the black and white puppy. I guess you could conclude this puppy would grow up to be very aggressive. But I probably will never know if that’s true since all of these puppies will be given away once they’re two months old.

the bully
this is where the puppies are getting all her ticks

The photo above shows where the puppies sleep, obviously tick infested. But it is shaded most of the day so it provides a cool place for them to hang out. Ticks were a huge problem with these puppies. Most of them had them all over and one puppy had, as I counted, 13 ticks inside one ear. The goal was to get the right kind of medicine and shampoo that would take care of the tick problem since it was obviously causing discomfort and pain.

But now the puppies are free of ticks and are back into their normal habit of going wild.

Mom’s Dream House

In the 1960s after 30 years of cleaning the house, taking care of children and cooking for everybody Mom got tired of doing it. In her mind she had this dream house she would live in where all of these things she did in the past would be secondary to just enjoying life. She described her house on the beach here she would walk in with sandy feet, not cleaning them off, put her feet up on the table and not even think about cleaning up the place.

As she described her small cabin on the beach I had a picture in my mind I created from her description. It had a front door in the middle where you walk into the house, a window on the right for the living room with the rustic furniture, no need to be careful of spilling anything anywhere. Then there was a door on the left leading into the bedroom with the window facing out towards the beach, the same as with the living room window.

While walking on White Sands Beach here in Koh Chang I found the house.