An Italian motorcycle gang conquers Koh Chang

Our bocce group decided to get on our high-powered 125 cc motorcycles (scooters) to conquer the coffee plantations and the red bridges on the island. There is only one of each so it was an easy task.

this is what a geriatric Italian motorcycle gang looks like
here we are in our uniforms. Actually one of us is Swedish and the other one, me, is, I don’t know.
The espresso is from coffee beans from the shop’s plantation, organically grown of course
the espresso
an expensive imported Italian coffee maker
doesn’t every coffee shop have ice cream?
we did not all run out of gas. Actually we got out from the main traffic to see the plantation
here is one of the coffee trees at caffeine central
and here is another tree
some fruit
well cared for fruit
lollypop helmets are very popular here (NOT)
rubber tree sap, very liquid until it dries into a solid blob
a sample home for this development and sales office. WOW!
some of us went to the coconut shell shop
lots of coconut shell souvenirs

Fabio is so happy to be able to go to a temple

the main temple in the area
baskets of goodies and necessities for the monks
Here we are. At least some of us
Lucio, what are you doing?
another temple, building is in progress
it has an imitation emerald buddha
when finished it will look like this. these giant Buddhas are built to be tourist attractions all over asia.
walking to the restaurant for lunch
you can take a trip up the river
get on the boat here
sending messages to each other, the only modern way to socialize
Wow! a lot of work for a small bit of crab meat. not what i expected.

Rough Sea Live Aboard – Day 4

Back to Koh Bida again. The weather was getting pretty rough and it was getting very difficult diving. The problem is getting back on the boat safely when the dive platform is going up and down and people are trying to climb a ladder with their fins off. So we wound up just doing a couple dives and then going back to Phuket.

On the right is our dive boat after we disembark and it is taken over to the mooring in Chalong Bay.
Returning to the boat in rough waters?

Can Phuket get any slower?

This is one of the more upscale streets in Phuket town

Covid is still devastating this tourist island. It has been slower such as when I visited last year but it’s still not doing well at all

it looks like they’re doing weddings inside that building on the right
On the local bus. Only 30 Baht
The bus stop is a little crowded. Grab is the equivalent of Uber in the US
Vespa has done well here over the past 40 years selling their motorcycles. Now some England company wants to sell their motorcycles. We know what good quality England vehicles are especially with the wonderful Lucas electronics of the past where the electronics would just go on and off at it’s whim automatically, magically
Almost deserted giant mall but still open
In the end we need to have a nice dinner. Thank you Tik and thank you Kung for coming over from Kata

Phuket in the Slow Lane

I used to live in Phuket and left 22 years ago. I ventured to the old downtown and not too much has changed but there is a one and a half blocks of improved and very clean places for tourists to sit and also shop. This Japanese MANNEKI NEKO WITH THE DARUMA is a nice addition.
the one on the right used to be a no smoking sign. Times have changed
Don’t forget this.
this old part of Phuket town has not changed much especially where the buses stop
this hasn’t changed either. Every day come on this hill, there are motorcycle accidents
My taxi driver is a fan of …….
The specialty of the restaurant called honeymoon in Patong. Deep fried noodles around shrimp
You must obviously drink blue tea after you have rice porridge for breakfast
Tik (Aunt) and Kung (nephew). Good friends. Hey, Kung, you ain’t 14 anymore.
2 nice smiles and my fake smile (like a politician, ugh)
A wayward Australian also staying at Andaman house add Kenya’s restaurant Honeymoon
Kenya, who I see very seldom nowadays
Part of our dinner. we had TOM YAM KUNG, beef/vegetables in oyster sauce and fish cakes

Rough Sea Live Aboard – Day 2 & 3

Beautiful places to dive
these islands are very nice dive sites
There they are

The boat started moving and I am wide awake now at 5:30 going for coffee upstairs, dictating my first remembrances on a moving boat with the wind coming at me and hoping I’ll be able to correct all mistaken dictations, completely contorted by the noise of the engine and the wind. It feels so good to get up early as I always did when I had customers on board. Being the first one up I’m able to greet people individually in the galley as they come up the stairs.

It is such a good feeling to be up and ready and waiting for a job I don’t have to do. This is really the first time I’ve been a customer on a dive boat. Comfortable but now i realize there is something about having worked on a boat that never leaves you, the need to always be looking out for something or someone or some situation.

The dives were good, they say, but getting back on the boat today was challenging. Everyone is fine though a few close calls.

The wind is getting stronger so the waves will make boarding the boat more problematic. So the captain just told me the plan is to back to closer islands that provide better shelter around Phi Phi islands. This is a difficult time of year to be diving in the Andaman sea since the monsoon winds are already strong. Strong winds equals big waves.

the towel around the hair trick
Relaxing after the dive
It starts to get rough so we go to the Phi Phi islands and Maya Bay which is famous for the movie “the beach”
Maya bay beach

a typical local boat called a “long tail” because it has a long drive shaft with a propeller at the end
It seems people now have to approach Maya Bay from the other side of the island due to the destruction of the bay from tourism
The larger island is Phi Phi Don and the red area marks the sand spit between the two outcroppings. The Sand spit was completely destroyed by the big tsunami both from the north and from the South Bays

I woke up at six as usual, went upstairs for cups of coffee and then decided to go for a swim. It was still not very light since Maya bay is on the opposite side of the sunrise. I was thinking about going close to the sailboat attend decided since it was quite late and I didn’t see any people up on deck it was probably not a good idea since they might sink I was attempting to orthopod and steal something. You never know.

The first time was at Koh Bida Nok. The waves were not too high so this should be a fairly easy return to the boat.

The wind is getting stronger, should be up to 25 knots later and up to 30 tomorrow with rain.

The second dive is at Koh Bida Nai.

Homemade Italian Dinners in Paradise

French fries made in an air fryer, nice and crisp and not oily and also white wine with focaccia.

you already know I am living in paradise compared to many other places I could be during this pandemic. But now you know I have some Italian friends who are excellent cooks. Giuseppe is a baker so he made pizza with a very nice but unusual crust as a starter. So, basically, eat your hearts out.

Last but not least is Fábio’s spaghetti
at the end of the dinner Giuseppe brings out his homemade something to drink. After tasting it I really thought it was something to put in my gas tank
And all this was before Spaghetti
and of course we need to top it off with Elizabeth’s fruit salad containing some passionfruit and adding a little red wine for flavor
At the second dinner Giuseppe made some wonderful rye bread and also some other bread with olives in it. Fabio made guacamole which you can see in the red top plastic container. There was quite a bit of guacamole left over so Fabio gave it to me to take home and I gobbled it up for breakfast the next morning.
White wine with some Campari mixed is an unexpectedly very nice taste
The homemade bread came with feta cheese with olives in some olive oil
And I guess you can never say you have had different kinds of Italian food if you have never had polenta and fagioli. Dean Martin told people that he is favorite foods were pasta fazool (pasta fagioli) and a big bowl of spaghetti.
What would an Italian dinner be without a tiramisu?
Thai rum with pineapple is a nice after dinner drink
Fabio brought these stickers back from Italy for me
and I have them proudly displayed on my Honda PCX which is a BMW in disguise which you can see from the sticker on the right side, just barely

Rough Sea Live Aboard – Day 1

Start out at Koh Haa
This is about where we are
Dive plan

Koh Haa is our first stop to drive around those small islands. I am not diving since I still have this very painful hole in my mouth from the extracted tooth operation. They didn’t do the famous cave dive, just the coral reef areas. I haven’t been on this boat for 22 years, having worked on her for eight years with customers from all over the world.

I noticed I have my old habits of picking up garbage whenever I see it and rearranging things so they look a little bit better and wanting to carry some things or just generally check things out. I think this is now solidly in my DNA so it’s probably impossible to become just a true lazy customer on a drive trip.

The food is very good as always, some rice porridge and some cooked vegetables with small amounts of meat and some spices on the side. I find myself in the habit of drinking a lot of coffee. I normally don’t do this but it used to be a habit since I needed to stay alert watching the customers and checking for safety all the time. So it’s gonna be hard to take a nap during the day. Well, i tried a nap and got in a few winks.

At 5 PM after the last day dive we stopped at a very calm place so I just went for a swim with fins and tried a few skin diving tricks to try and get my breathing partially back to where used to be so I could go down and see some 5 meter corals and sea life.

The Thai customers are very quiet and considerate. I was expecting they might start Karaoke but they didn’t. I think they just preferred some quiet and joyful talk. They’re from the same dive club, brought their own instructor to be divemaster l. I would have chatted more with them but I have my own issues with the painful hole in my, able to eat only on one side very slowly. I didn’t want to bother them with my affliction.

In the evening I just took some extra strength paracetamol and watched a few television episodes I saved on my iPhone, finally going to sleep at 8 PM.

The Park Rangers came to get their fees
some islands look like they’re about to topple over
the dive schedule for the day
You can love ScubaPro if you want
The view from my front window
About to descend
The cook
And her food
very nice
This indicated the lunar condition

Love aboard a Live aboard

airport restaurant lineup buzzer also reads out table number
Expensive, mediocre food at the airport
This is one treat
You have to be a smart dresser to get in

OK, so it’s time to get off the plane in Phuket and prepare for the journey, a live aboard dive trip south of Phuket along the coast islands of the Andaman sea

Seeing Tik after 1 year
I stay at the hotel owned by friends I used to work with in Phuket. They also own the boat I will be on the next day.
Facebook page

For hotel in Patong, before you depart, you can book at their hotel Andaman House. their dive shop and swimming pool are there as well.

Clever bureaucrats figured a way to put, not only a signal light but also a conduit sticking out with wires going to the signal light blocking the walkway. This is definitely one idea.
The new pier in Chalong Bay is very long
And there is the boat I used to work on for eight years
Tik (boat owner and close friend) is next to me and at the end is the captain, a good reunion after 22 years
The cook is in the middle
The cabins are very nice with private bathrooms And air conditioning
The other customers will soon arrive
We are about ready to cast off
But then a boat docks behind us and the anchor destroys the dive platform frame
While they settle the damage issue amicably I look around
A nighttime pleasure cruise offloads passengers
A very noisy evening cruise
Another evening cruise disembarks
My room is ready. Actually, it’s the best room on the boat. I have connections. It’s on the lower deck in front with the window looking out the front.

I should note here that the lower deck is more comfortable than the upper deck cabins since the boat rolling sensation is much less on the lower deck. So the crew sleeps on the upper deck. OK, so now we depart. Talk to you later.

Motorbike fixes and dog satisfaction

start with something like this, not expensive

my options were to buy something online as a cushion for my motorcycle seat or I could have made something by myself or I could have gone to the city and found someone to make something for me. I decided to make my own.

After taking out some filling duct tape works just fine to seal it up.

The next step is to waterproof it with a recycled garbage bag. Duct tape melds with the garbage bag plastic and cannot be undone.
Place it under the seat cover and voila !

Now for the dogs!

It is nice to see dogs trained to stay in their designated guarding places
Inside the store this dog knows where to sit so he doesn’t activate the door opener sensor
Did I mention pigs? Well this pig has a name but I forgot. He’s wandering around here most days
I like to just take a walk and smell the roses but these flowers are nice to look at as well
Roel, Didier, Jim and I are discussing the price of rice in Timbuktu.
Repeat the name of this school 10 times quickly
ready for a swim